Timeline

Records of the Idiots adventures, sourced from witnesses, former Idiots and local law enforcement

Key
Italics = Rumours

Bold = Membership Changes

Timeline

 * 4th Sarenth 4670
 * Tilric is born to Henrik and Susanne Crytark
 * 8th Sarenth 4670
 * Henrik Crytark falls in defence of Lastwall's Capital.
 * Out of the 16 men from the unit, ~4 survive
 * 23 Erastus 4670
 * Susanna and her newborn child move in with Guard Captain Harvishar
 * 26th Desnus 4675
 * Cristina Black Born
 * 4th Pharast 4712
 * ​Steve McTusks and a companion find a cure for a town plauged by illness
 * 6th Pharast 4712
 * Cristina Black arrives in Chelliax, after months of freelance adventuring
 * 3rd Desnus 4712
 * Cristina Black begins to help an organisation helping to free Chelliaxian slaves.
 * Rumoured to have been the bellflower network
 * 17th Desnus 4712
 * Idiots all answer the call to save some Children
 * The Children hail from the same town Steve McTusks and his companion saved
 * Idiots face their first challenge, Spiders.
 * Everyone is a little shaken, Sally especially.
 * They find a little girl, named Jeva
 * Cristina arrested for anti-slavery actions
 * 18th Desnus 4712
 * Idiots meet Steve McTusks
 * Encounter a Young Girl named Jeva
 * Find the Ruins of a Dwarven Church
 * Rest up for the night, Were-Jeva mauls Wordsmith.
 * Were-Jeva is defeated.
 * Encounter a Druid and her Bear
 * Encounter a Barbarian, Wolf's Skull.
 * 19th Desnus 4712
 * Upon searching of the ruins, a series of setbacks and delays causes the children to die
 * Idiots flee town.
 * 20th Desnus 4712
 * The Merry Idiots stumble across a festival in a different town
 * Most competitions are won by one of the Idiots
 * And most Idiots get maddenly drunk
 * Bear, takes the idiots coveted Drink Champion Title
 * 21st Desnus 4712
 * A goblin warband attack the town at midnight
 * The Drunken Merry Idiots rally to defend the town
 * Many villagers die, but the goblins are repelled.
 * The Cheliaxian Guard arrive in response to the attack
 * The idiots are arrested for drunk and disorderly behaviour
 * Kornak, sneaks away and avoids capture
 * The Blacksmith is forced into The Ruins
 * 22nd Desnus 4712
 * The remaining Idiots are sentenced to assist the government map old ruins
 * Sent to assist them is Cheliax's own spy Sean Lem
 * Also in the prison 'team' was Cristina.
 * An altercation with an angry Gnome occurs.
 * At night, a hail of three bullets hits the camp, wounding Sean
 * 23rd Desnus
 * The Idiots approach a town recently raided by Villains
 * The Villians description causes the Cleric to flee
 * They near the ruins, where many different events occur
 * The are forced into the dungeon with an archaeologist by the Queen's Hand
 * The sight of the Queen's hand causes Sean to flee
 * The idots progress through The Ruins
 * A sadistic trap causes the Archaeologist to die and frees a Blacksmith trapped behind a Force Wall
 * The Idiots encounter a bound Icubus, The Tester.
 * The proceed through the Aboleth Testing Facility
 * The Blacksmith obtains a injury to his leg